Captain Pete the pilot likes his childrens music loud
Especially when he's flying in his plane above the clouds
"Children's music makes me clap" says little Gracie Garner
"Childrens music makes me want to eat a whole banana"

Nora Nodd, the baker, Mrs Chips and Larry Lobb
All like children's music more than corn upon the cob
Childrens music makes you smart and helps you learn and grow
Children's music teaches you the things you need to know

Charlie Fripp likes wearing black and mumbling to himself
"You won't find any childrens music on my CD shelf
Children's music makes me frown. I think it's over rated
My lack of love for childrens music can't be over stated"

Children's music makes you want to groove and sing along
Everybody has a favourite childrens music song
"No they don't" screams Charlie Fripp "I wish that it was banned
What part of 'I HATE CHILDREN'S MUSIC' don't you understand?"

Mrs Chips is lovely and so deserves the final say
"Pay no mind to Charlie Fripp, he's cold and sharp and grey
Childrens music was around before Charlie Fripp was born
"And children's music will remain long after he has gone!"

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